Dave.

"also fred savage has a really punchable face"

"my bro taught me a few tricks he basically knows everything and is awesome"

"we have cotton candy dumpass"

"you can see everything that goes on right. or like smell it or whatever. how does that even work. how do you use a computer and know whats going on it doesnt make sense
my face doesnt make sense"

"did you try to draw shades on his face and miss
whats even the point hes already wearing shades"

"wow you really suck at this dont you"


a bunch of Dave Strider quotes to go along with this